Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

cyber spleef

Hitting both a Juul and a Pax Era at the same time. Also known as a E-Moke

Kevin: "Let me hit a cyber spleef so I can sleep"
Thomas: "That's whats up"

by Aster Cornwallace February 13, 2018