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Soccer

Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.

A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.

The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.

The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.

Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.

Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.

It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
Our soccer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
by MESSIeater July 1, 2017
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Soccer

A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.
"I challenge you to soccer!"
by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020
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Soccer

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football
by Pezza December 8, 2016
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Soccer

It's not called soccer
If u say soccer your a nonce
by Big dicker ld March 2, 2022
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Soccer

A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.
Jim: “Hey you want to play Soccer?
John: “Hell no.”
by father.oogway March 26, 2022
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Soccer

A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.
The middle school soccer team one ever single game except one which was against professionals.
by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017
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soccer

it’s called football everywhere, not soccer
by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021
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