giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024

Dusky Salamander

When a man dies inside of you.

"Girl, how'd you make your first million??!"

"Dusky Salamander 🙂"

by Fartricia Flangles January 12, 2025

salamander soup

Shitting yourself when you already have swamp ass

Bro, I have swamp ass and I need to shit, but there is no toilet. Time to make some salamander soup.

by Dr. Salamander June 16, 2024