Siren

sirens are like mermaids in mythology
they sing to sailors
and are like
im sexy
and sailors are like
yes
then the sailors go into water
then sirens like
drown

siren: im sexy hot babe
sailor: yes
siren: you go die now
sailor: ok

by KidThatLivesInADumpster December 6, 2020

Tornado Siren

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.

You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.

by bananabread69 December 18, 2020

Sirene

The protagonist. A female human who likes to touch her hair.

Look there is a Sirene, she does not have mice, I am sorry, lice.

by Croko Loko March 22, 2021

Siren

Someone who is an attention seeker or a warning that a person will unlikely to bring any goods whoever they lure. Siren both means alarm (from a cop's car), and a synonym for mermaids.

“Watch her out, she’s a siren.”

by tinklecrinkle April 18, 2021

shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.

*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh

by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021

Nee Naw Siren Blasting Bitches

Polices.

"Let's go, the nee naw siren blasting bitches are here!"

by Adarthus October 19, 2021

Siren

A device that outputs a loud sound to warn of danger.

The siren is sounding.

by Trainguy15 May 31, 2021