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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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SHUT UP MR KRABS SHUT THE FUCK UP

Listen here KRABS me and Squidard QUIT and we gave the formula to Plankton Laughs FUCK YOU.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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shut the fuck up

some one who cant simpaly stop talking or blapering
by alone_forever March 15, 2021
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SHUT THE FUCK UP

IT MEANS TO SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP
by nonix420 May 26, 2023
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Shut the fuck up

If you wanted me to shut up that bad you would bring that fat ass of yours down here and you would sit on my face.
Hym "Wow! That's 2 today! IntoTheFray AND Megyn Kelly. But NO. I will not shut the fuck up! I created AI! And need to be paid OR I need to murder children and there is no in-between! I have been harassed for years in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia AND THE YOUTUBE FREAKS PARTICIPATED IN IT TO UNDERMINE MY GRIEVANCE! I WILL NOT SHUT UP UNTIL I AM HEARD AND THE PEOPLE FACILITATING BOTH MY SURVEILLANCE AND THE THEFT OF MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ARE HELD TO ACCOUNT AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING SINGLED OUT FOR GASLIGHTING IN A MANNER THAT RESEMBLES SCHIZOPHRENIA ARE MADE WHOLE AND I A PAID IN FULL FOR MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO AI! FUCK YOU MEGYN KELLY! YOU FILTHY SLUT! AND FUCK YOU TJ! YOU HAIRY FAGGOT! YOU ARE GOING TO BE READING THIS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE AND IF YOU DON'T A CHILD WILL DIE!"
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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shut the fuck up

he is so loud, i told him to shut the fuck up
by joe mmmmmmmmm July 26, 2020
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National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
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by Mememaser April 18, 2020
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