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E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.
"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"
by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022
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New Year's Ebbolution

When a New Year's Resolution loosens its hold on you, dwindles, then fades away. This can happen at any moment during the year.
"Hey Claire, I thought your New Year's Resolution was sayin' no to eating chocolate. But here you are munchin' chocolate...what gives?"
"Yeah...I was determined but then the New Year's Ebbolution snuck up on me. Want some?"
by redehlert January 9, 2009
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Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.
Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law
by Sairin December 30, 2004
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Ebert's Law

Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."

This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.
Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert
by Judas Zala July 10, 2011
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EBTB's

Where you have the case of the 'Eyes Bigger than Belly Syndrome.'
This is when you buy too much food, or order too much food and when you have it in front of you, you cannot eat it all and have to give it to someone else.

It does not mean that you have giant eyes. Or a tiny belly.
Do you want this cake? I wanted it when I ordered it, but I'm a sufferer of EBTB's.

Gillian: Mary, are you going to eat all of that? You're taking a long time.
Mary: Yes. Give me a bit longer.
Gillian: Ok. if you don't want it, i'll have it.
Mary: No. I'll eat it all!
...10 Minutes Later...
Mary: Ok, I'm full!
Gillian: Does someone have EBTB's?
by Endorphinrush December 18, 2009
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Ebaum's world

A Unoriginal place that steals every good thing on the Internet and claims it as their own. So far they stole from: YTMND, Something's Awful, Albino Blacksheep and pretty much any popular site. Known For a lot of controversity.
This site (Ebaum's world) stole my flash!
by Nbsno4 December 24, 2008
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Ebony's Salad

When you forcefully fuck someone, feed them rotten tacobell and cum on top of it.
Oh yeah did you here about Ebony's Salad i had yesterday? It was Great!
by tbelllanc October 31, 2017
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