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lady river

A beautiful Italian-American woman who, through the creative power of nature and time finds her true love and soulmate while exploring the Southern East Coast. Her gaze is met and souls connect; an addictive, unconventional, ultimate love is formed.
Lady River leads to the truest, the ultimate, the most soulful, protective love.

Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.
by RosenThePhilosopher September 15, 2018
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militia riders

A motorcycle club established in Singapore in the 1990s modeled after the traditional motorcycle clubs from the USA and Europe. Originally formed in 1999, in honor of Singapore’s militia military, which had served the state since Singapore seceded from the Federation of Malaysia in 1965.

The club has since established chapters in Malaysia and America, and is recognized as one of the few clubs of Asian-origin to have crossed cultural and traditional borders into the USA outlaw motorcycle scene.
South East Asia has their own paramilitary affliations with links to motorcycle clubs such as the Militia Riders of Singapore.
by Sin City April 9, 2015
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Reverse chocolate log

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017
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Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.
Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012
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sky river

An episode of rain that transcends even a micro burst. So much so that the rain doesn't come down in drops but seemingly in a solid sheet.
Holy cow, I got stuck in the sky river over lunch. I had to go home and throw my clothes in the drier.
by DwardisimoRex December 30, 2008
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reverse rape

When a girl fucks a guy without consent

still rape just because it's a different gender don't mean shit
Greg: if a woman rapes a man it's called reverse rape

John: no
by Officer Puncake November 1, 2020
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River Lobster

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk
dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?
by StreakyJim April 15, 2010
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