rectal roulette

To seduce a stranger with the ultimate aim of engaging in anal sex.

When he entered the gay bar for the first time, George did not realize he was playing rectal roulette.

by Crackie72 February 24, 2010

rectal thrumping

the thrumping of rectum

Joe Cahill is amazing at rectal thrumping, probably the best in the business

by Cunthill July 9, 2011

rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

rectal dervish

someone who is being a complete asshat while playing video games.

Will: "I just blew up your tank, Sam!"
Sam: "Fuck you, you rectal dervish."

by Big Dick In Your Mom February 4, 2009

rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.

Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

rectal feeding

the act of infusing liquid or medication rectally

the prisoners in Guantanamo weren't playing nice so they were given rectal feeding

by bigdong06 December 10, 2014

Rectal Renegade

One who faithless to the straight male community and enjoys in being the poker or pokee of the 'ol brown-eye' (aka Rectum)

Dude... Whats up with Bill? I thought he was in to chick.
Nah Dude... He's a Rectal Renegade now.

by AssMonkey September 16, 2003