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The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
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Cock Range

When you or your friend is in range to RAIL YOUR HOLE/S
Friend: *Leans up close to you*

You: Bro move back you are in cock range

Friend: Let me just get a little smell
by amogus sussus March 10, 2022
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McShooting Range

When McDonalds employees use homemade slingshots to blast condiment packs against the dumpster on their breaks.

Each team chooses a different condiment and points are similar to axe throwing games.
‘It’s lunchtime, let’s go to the McShooting Range. I call ketchup.’
by MegRabbit February 16, 2021
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Prater Range

Matt Prater's field goal kicking range
Normally when you get to the opponents 40 yard line and its 4th down its time to punt. But, when Matt Prater is your kicker you're in Prater Range.
by Tebow Tebow Tebow January 9, 2012
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Tit Range

When an individual is in the vicinity (usually 6 inches) of someone's tits. Tit range can vary on size of tits. Nipples do count in this measurement. Measured on how far the tongue is from the tits. Word is usually used when a horny bitch presses her tits up to an idividual.
"Yo that bitch pushed her boobs THAT close to yu bro?"
"Yea man I was in tit range and i 'took the shot' know what im sayin?"
"NAH YOU NASTY AS HELL BRO"
by Chris1357 March 10, 2022
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Rang Rage

Rang rage refers to a person with red hair also known as fire crutch, carrot top, ranger, ginger ninja, orangatang, fire top, or any derogatory term that makes the feel like having a rang rage.
Rang Rage is when a red haired person starts to get a little anger about derogatory remarks made about the colour of their hair making their face turn red and possibly ripping the face off, of the person making these remarks (please refer to an Oprah show with that lady who had her face ripped off by an orangatang)
by Rang Appreciation July 27, 2011
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Top of the range

Basically better than all the range.because instead it is top.making it a top word.
Person 1:Nice toaster
Person 2:yeah its top of the range
by Toaster12324 February 4, 2012
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