When a certain someone makes it so the session only has one outcome, NO creativity, NO freedom only the cookie cutter corporate slop that a CERTAIN SOMEONE makes me put up with...
by CiaphusCainStan March 2, 2025
Get the Railroadingmug. A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023
Get the Railroad Manmug. by Dirks!!! October 8, 2025
Get the Vintage Railroadingmug. 
The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.
Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
by Gannimal October 28, 2021
Get the California Winter Railroadmug. The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.
"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013
Get the southern-railroadmug. A railroading is when you seek up on someone in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of them.
To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
Hey man, are you okay? You look pale.
Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
by SwampFox56 November 19, 2022
Get the Railroadingmug.