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Psychopath

“My BrAiNs ArE mAdE oF sHiT aNd PsYcHoPaThS aReN’t SuCcEsSfUl!” ~ Doctor JeepJorp Peepeestones

Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
And now you might say “ThAt’S aNeCdOtAl! I wIsH mY dAuGhTeR wAsN’t A sLoOt!” And you may be right. Unless we consider Price’s Law 😏☝️ If it applies to psychopaths, then there are bound to be some psychopaths who are Pareto distribution beneficiaries. You wouldn’t know that they are psychopaths. THEY might not even know they are psychopaths! The majority of Psychopaths aren’t successful because the majority of PEOPLE aren’t successful. And in the context of you adopting the qualities of a psychopath, I think it’s safe to say that being a Psychopath IS a good long term strategy. So.... Wrong again DerpDork! God I’m smart. I’m way better at your job than you are too! And now you’re thinking “WeLl I jUsT jErRyMaNdEr ThE dEfInItIoN oF ‘Success’ aGaIn! My StUpId AnImAl FaNbAsE wHo CaN’t ThInK wOn’T nOtIcE!” And.... You’re right! Both of those things will happen. Also, if Neuroticism is the marker for psychopathy then women are more psychopathic than men. And where do women go too far? What do women need to change? “NoThInG! wOmEn JuSt NeEd To StOp TrYiNg To DeStRoY mY rEpUtAtIoN! i’M nOt A fRaUd AnD a ChArLaTaN! i’M dR. GeEpGoRp!” Baaaahahahahahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaha! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 5, 2022
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psychopath

psychopaths are usually female, an expample can be a psycho ex girlfriend who will stop at nothing until she has her ways, they usually fail tho
“wow kennedy is a crazy bitch she won’t leave that couple alone” “i know just laugh it off it’s pretty pathetic, she’s definitely a psychopath”
by winnie45pooh March 24, 2022
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Psychopath

Short term mating strategy is the strategy of PsYcHoPaThS!!!
Hym "If women aren't drawing the line at criminal or retard or children or animals... Why do you think they would draw the line at psychopath? They'll draw the line at baby dick retards, animals, children, and psychopath? Nah. How is that deterring anyone from doing anything? Weak sauce."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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Psychopathic

Being a psycho
That is prick is a psychopathic moron.
by Word dummy March 1, 2021
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Psychopathic

WhAt Do YoU eVeN mEaN bY pSyChOpAtHiC!? AnD wHaT’s ThE dEaL wItH aIrLiNe FoOd?

Hym “This psychopathic/narcissistic-types rhetoric is such a dishonest conceptual slight of hand. Because what you mean by psychopathic/narcissistic-types is people who are low in conscientiousness. How do we know? Because you don’t have a problem with the dead-soul low-agreeableness that leads people to care only about themselves and their families (in-for-as they are an extension of yourself), it’s the unwillingness to allow yourself to be exploited and the willingness to exploit others. That’s all your conscientiousness really is.
Allow yourself to be exploited so that once you get to the top (if you do at all) you can redistribute the exploitation OR (if you don’t) you tolerate the exploitation indefinitely. Additionally, what you’re doing is going a step beyond Hyung Chul Han’s concept of ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and necessitating the ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and (in the context of or relationship) enforcing it. Also, I won’t have access to the best brain surgeon, Jordan. You will. So, what you’re saying is (get the reference?) ‘You need me to be better than you! You WANT me to be better than you! Don’t you want ME (and a select few) to have access to the best neurosurgeon?” But you’re not better than me Jordan. You gave me a C- and now you’re selling my C- work to your fans. And I’m low in agreeableness so I don’t care if your slut wife dies of cancer. My grandmother 👵 already died of cancer and you all deserve it more than she did (as far as I’m concerned). And don’t I vaguely remember Mikhaila saying you moved around a lot? From Harvard teacher to UN secretary advisor to University is Toronto teacher to prophet. Sounds a little psychopathic to me. How many other students did you fail just to turn around and use their work to advance your own position in life?”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
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Psychopath

If they say they will kill you in your sleep theyre a psychopath
Bernice said she will kill you in your sleep.Shes a psychopath
by hi im 11000 October 9, 2020
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Psychopath

A person who has a big problem with everything a good person does that isn’t meaning to but is undoing all the work the psychopath has done to pass his unmentionable and despicable behaviour onto a unsuspecting well mannered and caring person.
That psychopath did something horrible , then he found out they were gonna sodomise whoever did it and make gay porn out of the video , so he started associating himself with ppl who earn an honest living from attending university. It looked silly because he wasn’t ever scared to threaten anyone until his scapegoat kept accidentally acting the opposite to what he had told people was his honest opinion of them was. Based on knowing them well enough to advise them.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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