presley

presley is a guy with an abnormally large cock. he tends to have a line of shawtys going. he once dated a ran through whore whom was named alexys

damn presleys dick was so big my legs were shaking for multiple days

by anonymous December 28, 2024

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presley had a big dick and knows how to use it. he makes it everyone’s legs shake. he once dated a whore who has been ran through so many woman one person cannot even keep track

that nigga presley has a massive dick and he left my legs shaking for days

by anonymous December 28, 2024

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Presley is such an amazing and thoughtful girl. If you have a Presley, make sure you keep her in your life. She will change you forever and make you the happiest person alive. She always has such high energy and she will always make sure if you’re okay. She is sooo pretty and kind.

Presley is such an amazing friend and she is always there for you.

by Bentlee Simpson January 11, 2026

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Presley is such an amazing and thoughtful girl. If you have a Presley, make sure you keep her in your life. She will change you forever and make you the happiest person alive. She always has such high energy and she will always make sure if you’re okay. She is sooo pretty and kind.

Presley is such an amazing friend and she is always there for you.

by Bentlee Simpson January 11, 2026

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Presley is unique.
Her style is unique in the world, you’re never going to see it again.

She trying to fight you is probably the most true love that you’re going to feel ever.

Seeing her with that beautiful smile is something that I want to see the rest of my life.

Presley, I love you

by alwayme November 22, 2021

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Presley (Mr. PP)

An individual with an unusual obsession with shitty Fujifilm cameras, old men, and a distinct lack of romantic success. Presley's Mum tends to look like His Father, which is evident with how his family tree resembles a chain. I'd call Him a toad-eyed-pig, but that would be an insult to the writhing monstrosity.

To do a Presley (Mr. PP) is being defined to dance with dead mice while thinking about your favourite Serial Killer

by Not that guy you know. March 12, 2025

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