premium kade

The most leveled up guy named Kade of alltime on premium social networks.

Look at me I’m premium Kade n shit. Tits yea

by illwave October 1, 2019

Spotify Premium

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.

Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

On the Premium

Premium; high quality

We got the house plant. Nobody talks about that. But here we got the, the chicken on the premium. You know it.

by PaxtonPackman June 24, 2023

reddit premium

a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends

A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.

by guest75462 February 27, 2024

Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure

Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice

by Harry eade December 26, 2021

Premium

A luxury premium energy drink

A high premium energy drink

by Ayerton November 13, 2023

Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016