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poontangaler

One who is a master, recreational poontang harvester. One who is equipped and licensed to handle poontang from a sporting sense.
“Dad, Mommy is talking with the poontangaler at the bar!”
“…yep got my poontangler’s license from getting a confirmed bang on that wicked hot Italian chick.”
(the word poontangler was first seen in media with the refference in the 1980's hit The Breakfast Club when in the first few seens there is a engraveing on a desk that said "POONTANGLER"
by the only true poontangler December 10, 2009
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Poontato

Damn that poontato nastay.
by Smarkles December 14, 2012
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Poofraid

Afraid of taking a poop or massive dump when away from your most comfortable toilet
Yo man, I’m poofraid right now! I miss my toilet at home”
by Vapoofraid September 1, 2018
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Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.
"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"
by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020
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Poofa

when you wipe your ass and there is shit stains on your loofa
I had to throw my Poofa away because I shit on it.
by SaraBear1033 August 30, 2022
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mega bumhole pooface

The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.
Well you are a mega bumhole pooface. Get wrecked loser. You just got beasted on noob
by ZeMasster December 30, 2018
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Poontang

a clearer definition would be vagina, however, the word also is a bastardized version of a French word implying "hooker". Refers to "gettin' laid"
If I don't get some poontang tonight, I'm gonna burst!
by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001
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