Pokémon champions

a new Pokémon spinoff about battling

it features almost exclusively battling an has a system for changing stats so no more excessive breeding for good pokemon its so far shown to have both terra and mega evolution so i hope its got z moves and gigantimax and hopefully has every pokemon i hope mareep is in it

guy 1:you heard about Pokémon champions
guy 2:yeah bro i hope it fixes dexit

by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025

Wet Pokémon

A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.

Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."

by YipDipPotatoChip May 27, 2018

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023

Pokémonning

Someone who is playing Pokémon.

Frederick: Where's Jonny?
William: Ah no one knows, he must have been Pokémonning all day again!

by Reapsiboop July 29, 2021

Pokémon Go

The most bootiful game that uses GPS for playing. Woooow!!!

Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"

by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018