pitts

"The pitts" is a colloquial expression that is often used to describe a situation or experience that is extremely unpleasant, terrible, or disastrous. It can be used to emphasize how bad or unfortunate something was. It is similar to saying "it was the worst" or "it was terrible."
The first time (I was bitten twice that time) was the pitts. When I went to bed that night (probably about 4 hours after the bite) I felt pretty sick.
by Alex de Creon July 12, 2023
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real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.
13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.
by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021
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Pitt online

A man by the name of Denny little, got the hit record with his big boner. He batted a 9.00 the only time he got out was from a broken pp after he came on his monitor
That man goes to Pitt online
by Matt scarp December 17, 2022
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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.
The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football
by YourDeadMom27 December 16, 2019
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Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton
I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole
by I own 30 porch monkeys April 02, 2024
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Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg
by The tinker July 30, 2012
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 16, 2024
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