A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).
Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.
Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.
Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.
by Reekoh July 16, 2016
Get the Petermug. An amazing teacherthat is caring, loveable always there for you and LOVES golf. Gives GREAT hugs always gives great advice, and is like a father figure in everyone's life. He truly is the definition of EXTRAORDINARY. He can sometimes be corny but he always makes me laugh and he puts a smile on my face everyday he is my FAVORITE teacher and he's like my best friendbecause I can tell him anything and joke around with him and I know that everything will stay between US and ONLY US!!! Mr.Brunetta is amazing and I'm so HAPPY that I know him .🤘💯💖
by Sourpachkid June 8, 2018
Get the Petermug. 
I just read the modern Bible I can't believe how much Peter lies and uses other people's Instagram photos. Cock a doodle do
by No nut November society December 15, 2018
Get the Petermug. 
Get the Petermug. Basically a penis eater. P-eter
by Eliayayayyayayaya November 7, 2019
Get the Petermug. 
Get the petermug.