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Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.
A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022
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Peasexual

Shelby is such a peasexual. They're so attracted to peas that they sleep with a bunch of plush Om Noms.
by The_real_Sid April 27, 2023
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Piesexual

An individual who attains orgasmic delight in the consumption of Pie. One who is well versed in the pleasure derived from the creation and consumption of Pies.
Did you see the speed at which that pie disappeared down his throat. he must be Piesexual!
by APB Hayter August 30, 2023
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