payton male

super hot male with a long you know what like 10 inches

girl 1 i like payton male
girl 2 me to

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Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021

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Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

by PC is not a personal computer March 17, 2009

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Payton’s soulmate

Ash.

“Hey, who’s Payton’s soulmate?”
“Oh it’s Ash. I thought it was obvious they’re meant to be-.”

by Hisokaswife March 8, 2021

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A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.

by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021

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