Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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Packet Faggot

When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
"My English teacher is such a Packet Faggot"
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 07, 2011
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boolean packet

word made by fatality, an online skidder who uses matt2 fly to make a "infinity fly" for the hypixel network
Person 1 : Hey did you hear that fatality doesn't know java?
Person 2: Fr?
Person 1: Yeah haha, mf thought a boolean packet existed
by waveclientjaja April 09, 2022
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Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.
1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.
by do_it_good March 25, 2011
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Chip Packeting

Chip Packeting, is in effect the act of cumming in a woman then flipping said woman over to drink the baby batter out of her vag.
by HalfKut August 06, 2021
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queen packet

Queen Packet says to partner give me a shot or I will breach ya DVO
by Joely Stansfield July 29, 2023
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Gravy Packet

When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"

"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"

"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."

"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
by Boom Level Prime August 01, 2024
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