French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.

I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas

by Grimshackle December 24, 2016

double baked pastry

i hope this goes hard... feel free to ctrl + c and ctrl + v

hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 23, 2024

Pastry ghost

When you white as fuck

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******

by mrmhr June 24, 2015

Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World

"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"

by Palmpuff February 07, 2025

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.

Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.

by Cumtown April 09, 2024

round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014

Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”

by NoBiscuits October 31, 2017