A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
Get the French pastrymug. pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.
by miloandmae April 13, 2023
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Get the tasty pastry mug. A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
Get the poon pastrymug. A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.
Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!
by UrbWizard November 20, 2019
Get the Pastry Casemug.