A mystical creature. A rare gem that comes along once in a lifetime. He will be of girthy size with massive hands. A slight glisten of precipitation all over his body. If you meet this creature get on your hands and knees and blow the shit out of him because your life can’t get any better.
Also commonly known as a bunch of slap dick employees wasting there life away at a dead end job, making no money and blowing each other for food, cigarettes and drugs
Also commonly known as a bunch of slap dick employees wasting there life away at a dead end job, making no money and blowing each other for food, cigarettes and drugs
“Who’s that Otter Paw over there? I want to stick my pinky in his stinky and play hide the pickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.”
by Josh hater65 May 26, 2018
Get the otter pawmug. To defecate.
by Higgsmeister October 18, 2021
Get the Bury An Ottermug. by YomiCooper3419 November 24, 2014
Get the Wet Ottermug. 1) Literally, two or more otters physically fighting during mating season for a mate or breeding territory.
2) When two people start to have sex but end up fighting each other in an otter-like fashion. It's cute but surprisingly painful and usually both parties involved have severe injuries.
2) When two people start to have sex but end up fighting each other in an otter-like fashion. It's cute but surprisingly painful and usually both parties involved have severe injuries.
I invited my boy over for some late-night lovin', but it evolved into an otter fight, and we woke up all my roommates and broke a lamp. Luckily, my roommates are freaky and like to otter fight too because they joined in.
by Tonks October 13, 2012
Get the otter fightmug. Someone who sends faulty items to unsuspecting buyers on eBay and then dawdles and postpones action until the 45 day money back guarantee has expired, leaving the buyer with no course of action and out of pocket.
I can't believe it! In an unusual show of patience and seasonal spirit over the Christmas period I cut the seller a break when he gave me a sob story about how his partner had left him and he was trying to deal with the couriers to arrange a claim over the "damaged-in-transit" (ie. shoddy!) items he sent me. With all the back and forth, I've missed the refund guarantee window - he's been a dirty otter! How did I fall for this? This is the last time I'm ever patient or Christmas-y!!
by RageyMan January 7, 2014
Get the dirty ottermug. by the incredible eddible chad December 28, 2009
Get the water ottermug. A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl
poo shit floater toilet turd
poo shit floater toilet turd
by Speedpoo April 28, 2014
Get the Toilet ottermug.