Lockdown #3

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

by MoonPhoenix January 5, 2021

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022