Impossible Bitch

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You are being an impossible Bitch.

by Melms…boops December 2, 2024

Impossible Bitch

Someone who is being a bitch and they are impossible to reason with.

I wish I could skin you alive for being this impossible Bitch.

by Melms…boops December 2, 2024

Impossible Bridge

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

Impossible Conclusion Fallacy

The opposite of jumping to conclusions—accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" or "hasty generalization" while demanding impossible standards of proof, pushing the needed conclusion into the realm of deductive certainty where none is possible. The fallacy lies in requiring conclusions to meet standards that no real-world conclusion can meet, then dismissing any conclusion that falls short. It's skepticism weaponized as impossibility: demanding mathematical proof for historical claims, controlled experiments for social phenomena, or absolute certainty for probabilistic judgments. The impossible standard ensures no conclusion can ever be reached, which is exactly the point.

"The evidence strongly suggests the policy failed. Response: 'You're jumping to conclusions—you haven't proven it with absolute certainty.' That's Impossible Conclusion Fallacy—demanding certainty where only probability exists. The standard is impossible, so the conclusion is always 'premature.' It's not about rigor; it's about never having to agree."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

“impossibleize

To make a thing impossible.

When writing a list, to “impossibleize” a new word I am proposing or minimize confusion, make all the items on your list simple, clear, and uniform. Also make all the nouns, adjectives, verbs, adverbs, idea units, and clauses as structurally similar as you can.

by corazonchis June 22, 2025

impossible

(of a person) very uncooperative.

It's impossible to get her to agree to anything; she's so stubborn and uncooperative.

by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025