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chin omelette 

The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.
Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.
chin omelette by V3rt1g0 July 5, 2007

Dirty omelette 

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup
You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

french omelette 

when you crack an egg into the females vagina and then proceed to eat out the vagina
I totally gave girlfriend a french omelette and then we couldn't have breakfast... but hey im not complaining.
french omelette by ROTC November 4, 2007

Omelette 

A man who was in lee nelsons well good show who said funny phrases like "No, definitely not" - he has an addiction to kebab chips and jogging suits
1st Guy: Did you watch omelette on lee nelsons well good show last night? 2nd Guy: No, Definitely not
Omelette by hmphtb December 10, 2010

makin' omelettes

a term coined during a rather interesting meal for sexual intercourse.
Yeaaaa Let's go i think they're makin' omelettes!

I like makin' omelettes wet and loose.

I prefer makin' omelettes tightly packed.
makin' omelettes by kisstheearth21 January 16, 2008

reverse omelette 

When an omelette is cooked the put in the anus of the woman and eaten
Hey bob I pulled a reverse omelette on susy last night
reverse omelette by HoodRat95 July 18, 2017