proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

Numpty Truck

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

by betamax September 28, 2004

Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

by suk dik December 19, 2007

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.

by jill harrison November 2, 2006