Bull Canoe

When a Bull searches for a Condom but the only thing that fits is a Canoe.

As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...

by RuneClaw November 28, 2019

puffy canoe

Slang term for puffy female genitalia

Bro, I was with this girl last night, but she had a puffy canoe.

by Doofhan February 19, 2018

dumped a canoe

Pooped on her peach (vagina)

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina

by Wiznut August 18, 2017

skinhead in a canoe

descriptive word representing the labia and clitoris

" i took her pants off and it was like looking at a little skinhead in a canoe "

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Sink Canoe

When you need to take a shit really bad, and the toilet isn’t available, so you use the next best option and use the sink.

Me: “Hey man did you see the toilet was out of order”

Friend: “Yeah! I couldn’t wait so I dropped a sink canoe”

by AU69 January 14, 2023

American Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. One thing that needs to be in consideration is that the position is required to have all lubrication substituted with cooled melted butter

Guy 1: Hey you see those three girls over there?
Guy 2: Yeah they're sexy
Guy 3: I did the "American Canoe" with them last night, they're freaky as heck!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 08, 2017

Canoe Slut

A man or woman who has numerous whitewater canoes that he or she can paddle whenever they please. However, sometime the other canoes get jealous and canoe drama ensues.

Anthony is a canoe slut.

by ylheor April 30, 2011