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National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."
by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024
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January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
by ffaiit January 5, 2024
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National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck
National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023
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National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022
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National Fucking Day

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover
Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day
by Yamx March 27, 2021
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"
by char_spring June 4, 2022
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