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Nissan Altima

usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.
Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!
by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
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Nissan Sentra Nismo

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.
Omg is that LaTonsha driving her new Nissan Sentra Nismo? I heard her credit score is a 54.
by myanonymusself September 26, 2023
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Nissan S-cargo

A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails
"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"
by Deyk888 September 28, 2023
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Nissan Altima

A car containing an aggressive driver who thinks he always has the right of way, like an emergency vehicle. Hence the name Altima (out of my) way.
A Nissan Altima is coming from behind! Get out of his way!
by LukeyBearUD April 9, 2024
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Nissan Skyline GTR

Became popular because of the Fast and the Furious, and is now every 12 year olds dream car although they know nothing about it.
“Yall don’t know how cool the Nissan Skyline GTR is… It’s so fast bro you guys wouldn’t know”
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024
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Nissan Skyline Generation 11

The Nissan Skyline Generation 11 (Gen 11 Skyline) not to be confused with the Infiniti G35, is a vehicle made by Nissan, of course. The drivers of this vehicle are weeaboo virgins who refuse to get a girlfriend and are secretly gay for eren jager or sum like that
Person 1: "Yo is that a Infiniti G35?
Person 2: "No its a supped up gen 11 skyline with a guy with a neckbeard and the car has weeaboo hentai stickers all over it."
Person 1: "I feel so bad for that mans mother and whoever his girlfriend may be."
Person 2: "Bro what girlfriend?"
Person 1: "Yeah you right."

This is where i put the word in the sentence
Nissan Skyline Generation 11
by TheBat227 February 24, 2022
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