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the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory
Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.
by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021
mugGet the the nadsmug.

Goat nad

That niccah goat nads smelled like fish . We were playing dodgeball and I got hit in the goat nads . I’ll bet his goat nads were sore and smashing that fat girl all night . Come here and rub my goat nads baby . I’m not in the mood tonight my goat nads hurt .
by 818King February 24, 2025
mugGet the Goat nadmug.

Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 22, 2019
mugGet the Crab n' nadmug.

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