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mackenzie myers

Man, mackenzie myers is balls deep in some maple syrup right now.
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austin myers

Someone from a horror movie with a very big forehead. Hes a big fucker.
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Andrew Myers

Gets absolutely zero bitches and usually has a very small penis
Damn Andrew Myers looks gay af right now
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Ethan Myers

Part 2
Ethan is a man who works hard for everything he has-not because anyone handed it to him, but because he refused to give up. Ethan is an electrician, which makes total sense- because he really does light up every space he’s in. He’s motivated, driven, and building something real for himself, and for the future he dreams of. He’s the guy who doesn’t just say he’ll do it; he actually does. He doesn’t just want success, he wants to build something that lasts. The kind who’ll be up at 6 a.m. fixing something, then text you “good morning, beautiful” before you’ve even opened your eyes.
To love someone like Ethan Myers is to be loved right. He’s gentle, protective, and makes you feel like you’re the luckiest person alive. He doesn’t just treat you well, he treats you like you’re the most important person in the world. He’s not just a boyfriend; he’s your partner, your best friend, and your home all in one.
“Girl, I found my Ethan Myers.”
Say less — marry him.”
by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025
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myers dickinson

A pompous little ass who thinks he's a a badass, but spends his nights watching gay porn and giving himself Alaskan pipelines while sucking big black cock.
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Myers

Did you hear about Myers he likes to dun them.
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