A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.
Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe
Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe
Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.
by Take-One March 20, 2012
by Slim August 14, 2004
The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.
Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!
by Cam69669 July 31, 2008
A moderately large hoofed mammal found in parts of North America and Western Europe. The muff mule utilizes its mountain goat like beard and pronounced lips to pleasure the muff of any woman who dares to interact with it. The muff mule will feast on a muff for over 5 hours consecutively once he has seduced his prey. It is due to extremely developed jaw muscles that the muff mule is capable of such long lasting muff feasting sessions. The muff mule's temperament, while normally subdued and peaceful, has been known to become aggressive and violent toward those who interfere with it after it has begun its ritual of muff seduction or muff feasting.
My girlfriend and I went hiking, but we ran into a fucking muff mule. Once she saw its beard it was all over, it feasted on her muff for hours while I had to just watch lest I be brutally kicked by the defensive muff mule.
by Meat Meaters October 13, 2009
by stalkmaster July 25, 2015
“I was Oozing her Muff and she started squirting”
“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”
“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming”
“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”
“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming”
by OozeMuff February 27, 2020
Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!
by eqsux January 20, 2015