squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

Theo McIntosh

He is a sexy fucking man who makes the best content in the whole of YouTube.

Theo McIntosh is flippin’ sexy

by Theo McIntosh March 14, 2021

Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth

girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh

by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021

Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype

A cyborg/transhuman who is confident, headstrong, reluctant and has low intelligence.

"Are you not afraid of the dark?"
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."

by Acylos The Silver Predator December 25, 2022

Jordin McIntosh

A Jordin McIntosh is the most overly caring person you will walk across on this planet. She is a warm hearted individual who when falls in love, shows non stop affection to her partner. Shes absolute stunning but never sees it. She helps everyone out but thinks shes worthless. Shes also probably very mentally unstable and is on the brink of going crazy.

"Jordin McIntosh is my best friend."

"Oh really? how lucky"

by btujnefe May 5, 2023

Summer McIntosh

An amazing Olympic Swimmer originally from Toronto, Canada. She has won 4 Olympic medals (3 gold, 1 silver) and many World Aquatics medals. Her main events are the 200 IM and the 200 Butterfly, as well as the 400 IM. She holds 4 world records and is a total sweetheart. She’s super beautiful and kind. I totally have a crush on her :).

Summer McIntosh is the prettiest woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Please call me! <3

by yourfunneighborhoodswimmer January 16, 2026

mackintosh

the smell of a room when you just don't know what the smell is

Person: *Walks into a room*, OMG this smells like something I just don't know what it is, OMG OMG I can't get it but I've smelt it before
Lydia: Oh it smells like mackintosh

by Mackintosh Queen's March 11, 2021