Meatloaffing

1. Verb: When someone posts status updates on social media sites that are unfinished or incomplete. Just like meatloafs songs "I would do anything for love but won't do that" and "two out three ain't bad".

Sara: "Omg something incredible bad happened to day and have no idea how to deal with it".

Tess: "what happened so bad that requires a public forum even though deep personal problems should probably be keep between only your closest friends."

Sara:....

Tess: thinks "God damn, people and their meatloaffing."

by Dave MacDavidson. September 2, 2013

Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot

Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!

by Jesus's butthole February 9, 2015

Check On My Meatloaf

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

by popies chicekn September 11, 2023

Baby Meatloaf

The non-sticky, clear adhesive you often find between the gift card and the paper.

Hey Alicia, thanks for the Starbucks gift card! Not only will I get a coffee with this but I get to peel off the baby meatloaf and play with it while I wait! I won’t even have to wash my hands! I love it but I’m not attached to it!

by Mary Silvers December 4, 2023

Sexy meatloaf

After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.

I made some sexy meatloaf with Stacy

by Chase Webb October 10, 2022

Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.

Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!

by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024

Meatloaf

To work collaboratively on a topic and further discussion towards a resolution or action. Opposite of a singular approach like ‘Let me noodle on that.’

That’s a great point, Bart. Let’s continue meatloafing this issue until we come up with a good answer.

by Binoples December 13, 2019