Myer

One who worked at Nordstrom, stylish and identifies as 6ft. One who is coolest in a group chat. Pronouns are That Niggah!

He’s so handsome, he must be Myer

by Datdude69time January 3, 2024

Haley myers

A big juicy booty gyatt

Damn she got a Haley myers

by Not Nigel November 1, 2023

Andrew Myers

Has a MASSIVE horse cock

Andrew Myers is just that type of guy you know what I'm saying

by The_NameInator_ January 11, 2024

Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background

"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"

by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021

jackson myers

In between Michael Jackson and Michael Myers

You're bad
What kind of bad, Michael Jackson or Michael Myers
In the middle
Oh so Jackson Myers

by stunna4md February 1, 2024

Andrew Myers

Gets absolutely zero bitches and usually has a very small penis

Damn Andrew Myers looks gay af right now

by Steezy_Luigi January 28, 2022

Ethan Myers

Part 2
Ethan is a man who works hard for everything he has-not because anyone handed it to him, but because he refused to give up. Ethan is an electrician, which makes total sense- because he really does light up every space he’s in. He’s motivated, driven, and building something real for himself, and for the future he dreams of. He’s the guy who doesn’t just say he’ll do it; he actually does. He doesn’t just want success, he wants to build something that lasts. The kind who’ll be up at 6 a.m. fixing something, then text you “good morning, beautiful” before you’ve even opened your eyes.
To love someone like Ethan Myers is to be loved right. He’s gentle, protective, and makes you feel like you’re the luckiest person alive. He doesn’t just treat you well, he treats you like you’re the most important person in the world. He’s not just a boyfriend; he’s your partner, your best friend, and your home all in one.

“Girl, I found my Ethan Myers.”
“Say less — marry him.”

by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025