Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors

Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?

by Jen Bird October 3, 2023

Bella Morrison

THOT
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GAYBOI

Aye you see that girl Bella Morrison? She always puts her back to me cuz she hates me:(

by SherideonmydicklikeaHANDLE February 20, 2019

Oakley Morrison

The true most perfect boy to ever live, he is an absolute Angel and will cherish your heart forever

Oakley Morrison? You mean the literal definition of perfection right??

by Roryisgay August 13, 2023

Morrison Fires

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.

Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.

by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020

Scunt Morrison

Recently deposed PN (Prime Narcissist) of Australia.

After losing the televised Mass Debates, Mr Scunt Morrison has been voted out by wise Australians.

by Hermannym May 25, 2022

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth

"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.

by Olio bandito November 28, 2021