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5 Minutes in and out

To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare to boot. First used by Sir Laurie Painter of Salisbury
"Listen I've got a quick job for you, 5 minutes in and out"
by Von Winkle of Le Froy March 19, 2009
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vagina minutes

So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.
by nknarula June 20, 2009
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inch minutes

inch minutes, n. inches per minute. A measurement of penis fed during a sexual encounter per minute. Inch minutes are a more accurate way of determining the efficiency of a penis.
For example, if John has a 5" penis, and thrusts 30 times a minute, he is giving 150 inch minutes. If Bill has a 10" penis and thrusts 10 times a minute, he is only giving 100 inch minutes.

"I diligently provided your mother with 200 dedicated inch minutes last night and she enjoyed it immensely."
by Initial Ed February 18, 2009
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seven minutes

seven minutes was 90's playground slang for having a cigarette, because this was the appropriate amount of time it took to smoke and socialise before classes.

It was also used as a code in front of authority figures.
Hey Leanne, you got seven minutes to spare?
by Adam the Billionth January 25, 2007
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7 minutes of heaven

7 minutes of heaven is a party game where two players have to sit in a closet for a certain period of time during which they can do whatever they like.
Girl 1:We played 7 minutes of heaven @ Eric's birthday party and I got stuck in a closet w/ Spencer.
Girl 2:Bummer,he's such a dweeb.
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Seven Minutes in Sarah

A game or event at college parties, in which each guy at the party gets seven minutes in Sarah. "Sarah" is the slut at the party who likes penis and doesn't mind getting STIs. Most guys love "Sarah" and many girls do not.
Let's play Seven Minutes in Sarah after we are finished playing beer pong.

Why haven't I gotten my Seven Minutes in Sarah yet??
by collegechick333 February 23, 2011
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9 minutes of silence

Observed by many, across America, to honor the life of George Floyd, murdered by asphyxiation.
In the sunlight of a spring afternoon, they stood together, side by side, and held a vigil - 9 minutes of silence - the time that George Floyd was pinned to the street and asphyxiated by the kneeling weight of a Minneapolis cop.
by Monkey's Dad June 2, 2020
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