maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life

The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it

by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015

Maximum logistical space

The area needed to preform important actions, such as watching Netflix, eating food, and taking a SHIT.

We created maximum logistical space for the car ride to Vermont.

by Oxnard-dictionary's March 13, 2016

Maximum zootation

To be zooted to maximum proportions

Me and the neegs got to maximum zootation this weekend

by Lil cris llc October 22, 2018

maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance

What's up maximum relic

by rzp1 March 15, 2019

Maximum haverdad

His head may be cold but he'll still hear you redline the gator from a mile away.

Did you see maximum haverdad? He looks fucking autistic

by goteem.56 February 14, 2019

maximum basic

Someone who is basic to the extreme

Maximum basic

by MIA78 January 13, 2018