dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Mat Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.

Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...

by Slug Football Draft July 20, 2008

Clean the mat

1) To lick asshole

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat

by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020

Dash Mat

Not quite as dumb as a flashmob but a little cooler than taking a selfie with your iPad

Dude, did you see Kate's Honda Civic? It had a sweet dash mat in it!!

by bcs82000 October 11, 2018

mat burn

Basically a rug burn that is caused by skin rubbing across a mat. Usualy happens in Brazilian jiu jitsu.

After sparring today I noticed I got some serious mat burn on the top of my foot.

by Kimura August 15, 2016

Mat Napp

Wonderful, Loving, Awesome, Fantastic, Great, Hilarious, Overly sexual being who you can't imagine your life without. He's one of a kind, and ALWAYS needs affection.

Ex) I love that Mat Napp

by 59HA November 26, 2010

bruno mat

That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.

Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.

by concrete guru April 4, 2019