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jack-o-lantern

carved pumpkins made on the holiday of halloween.
i made a super scary jack-o-lantern this year.
jack-o-lantern by bl9 boi July 7, 2009

Jack-O-Lantern

A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
Man this chick has a straight up jack-o-lantern grill. She a jack-o-lantern!

Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
Jack-O-Lantern by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

The Green Lantern 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
The Green Lantern by jakebeale July 26, 2019

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern 

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.
I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
Jack-O-Lantern by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011