Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

by FamousJew August 21, 2020

Lai Muhammed

(of a person) a chronic liar; a person who never tell the truth.

A state of always telling lies.

Stop being Lai Muhammed.

He has laied muhammed the masses again.

by ProfAustin May 6, 2021

great lay

A very good sexual partner. Someone who knows what they are doing in bed. A person that fully engages in sex with a partner and does not lay in bed like a wet noodle, expecting someone else to do it all. Someone fun and exciting to have sex with.

He is such a great lay. I 'm gonna call him tonight.

by IOKIMO July 15, 2014

easy lay

an easy lay is a girl that you would have an easy time getting in bed . . . its easy to get in her pants

an example of an easy lay would be like a whore

by melody cage May 27, 2006

lay pipe

(v) Having sexual intercourse.

"Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe" -- Ice Cube (I'm only out for one thang).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

No Spray No Lay

A common phrase among bathroom attendants at strip clubs referring to improving a patron's overall aroma via a healthy squirt of Drakkar Noir or CK One.

"remember son ... No Spray No Lay ... and remember to drop that ducket in the dish"

by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010