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Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
by seanmft April 23, 2014
mugGet the Left-handed Spongemug.

Ring finger on left hand

He has his Ring Finger on his left hand up! So he’s single yeah? I should shoot my shot
He has his Ring finger on left hand up!
by ledoveyyyyyy October 7, 2022
mugGet the Ring finger on left handmug.

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
mugGet the scrolling left handedmug.

Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore
Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.
by That_Fairy August 28, 2025
mugGet the Left handed golf swingmug.

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014
mugGet the left handed scissormug.

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
mugGet the left handed forkmug.

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021
mugGet the left-handed can openermug.

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