Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.

He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.

by SuperXNovaX February 11, 2019

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Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.

After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.

by Bosonator August 17, 2019

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Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms

Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion

by VileGay September 21, 2023

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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023

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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

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Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023

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