Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?
Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
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Pull a Kristi, cheat on your partner on their bed.
The cash register lady said have a nice day? Pull a Kristi for sure.
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Kristi

A woman who has committed multiple war crimes in the former Yugoslavia.
You may think that you killed all the witnesses, but one remains. I know what you did, kristi. Can't keep hiding forever.
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A female who makes chronic attempts to prevent a father from seeing his children without cause.
My ex is really being a Kristi, I just want to see my kids.
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Ah she's so Kristi.
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