Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards

My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un

by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024

Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un

Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno

by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018

kim jong pepe

a person that is green and a streamer.

Person 1: i think kim jong pepe is interesting
Person 2: cool

by your real na,e February 16, 2024

KIM JONG UN

THE PERSON WHO IS A BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

GUY 1: Can we be friends
GUY 2: Your KIM JONG UN

by Hentai123 May 12, 2020

The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.

Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout

by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018

Kim jong un

Vhin's dad

Siri who is vhin's dad ... Kim jong un

by Robbie346747 February 10, 2018