Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

Karting on Rainbow Road

When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.

Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!

by afeverishguy January 2, 2025

kart

a retarded way to say cart

"im go get a kart"

by rghtr December 10, 2022

pwn-karts

motorized school desk. so you dont got to walk in school anymore

Joe was so tired of walking around school, he made pwn-karts

by strongislandladiesnightvip November 27, 2009

L-Kart

A L-kart is a big adult petal kart but instead of pedals it’s has a huge motor in the front for example it would have a 2JZ engine on the front or something like a ninja H2R on the front basicly making tons of power and it being fast as fuck

max: yo look it’s the local L-kart

Dan: damn what’s that thing got on it like a HondaCBR1000RR engine

by some random person 15578 August 15, 2024