The gayest bad in human history. A group of fags who dont have any friends, and must instead hang out with their own brothers. All are extremely ugly and untalented, only Miley Cyrus is slutty enough to date one of them.
Person #1: Hey, I just googled the word "gay", so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results?
Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
by JBs_sux August 03, 2008
Girl 1:OmiGAWD the Jonas Brothers are so HOT!
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
by jenny.123 August 22, 2008
A whiny, girl filled band with no talent whatsoever. They are like Hannah Montana and think that they can just whine and call it a song. A sorry excuse for the word 'band' or whatever else they wanna classify themselves.
Fan 1: Oh my god!! screams Its the Jonas Brothers!!!
Me: -_- So maybe I should whine and get other whiners to make a band with me?
Fan 1: gasp They don't whine and they are the greatest band ever!!
Fan 2: They're so hot!!!
Me: walks away
Me: -_- So maybe I should whine and get other whiners to make a band with me?
Fan 1: gasp They don't whine and they are the greatest band ever!!
Fan 2: They're so hot!!!
Me: walks away
by Anonymousx0011 August 27, 2008
3 guys who everyone loves cos they think they are hot. Even though they are a bit crap and pointless, I never had anything against them personally. That is until they started ripping off my favourite songs. One of their most disgraceful covers, "One for the radio" is actually by an amazing band called McFly. However, the Jonas Brothers were very sneaky about this. They knew that not that many people knew McFly or OFTR in America, so they decided to cover the song and now everyone thinks it their song cos they don't know the real version. They are apparently fans of McFly, so they shouldnt have done this to them. It was awful. Not only does it not have the "better than an explosion" type sound that is associated with the real band, but nothing about it relates to the JB's. First of all, it was written about being a pop band that people pretend to hate but secretly love, and they are saying that they don't care whether people like them or not. Does this sound like the Jonas Brothers to you? No. Of course they care what people think, they are marketed pretty much only through their looks, and are obsessed with their image. That isnt not caring, so it is hypocritical to sing a song saying that they don't care when they clearly do. Second of all, the "we don't care" backing vocals don't even sound Australian. They are meant to be, because the real song recorded the backing vocals from Australian fans. Still, don't hate the song itself. It is actually a really awesome song, but they ripped it off and destroyed it. And now everyone thinks its by JB when they are obviously not capable of writing such an amazing song. This goes for any others that they have ruined. They must be stopped. Other than that, I don't really care much either way about their music. Whatever. Its not like theyre famous for their music as much as their looks anyway so who cares?
Clueless person: OMG, have you heard their amazing song, One for the radio? The Jonas Brothers are such good songwriters!
Person with brains/ears: Um...no they arent. It's not even their song. They wish it was. Go and listen to the original...its 9,9999999999999 times better!
Person with brains/ears: Um...no they arent. It's not even their song. They wish it was. Go and listen to the original...its 9,9999999999999 times better!
by xKat92x February 19, 2009
A teen pop band.
No, they are not rock.
They shouldnt be compaired to The Beetles, because The Beetles have talent.
The Jonas Brothers on the other hand, do not have any talent whatsoever.
Their drooling nine year old fans, are another huge turn off. So, are their 3 chord songs, and meaningless lyrics.
THEY SUCK AND HAVE JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT AS "HANNAH MONTANA" AKA MILEY CYRUS.
No, they are not rock.
They shouldnt be compaired to The Beetles, because The Beetles have talent.
The Jonas Brothers on the other hand, do not have any talent whatsoever.
Their drooling nine year old fans, are another huge turn off. So, are their 3 chord songs, and meaningless lyrics.
THEY SUCK AND HAVE JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT AS "HANNAH MONTANA" AKA MILEY CYRUS.
PERSON1: omgomgomgomg, its the jonas brothers new single! **singing along*
PERSON2: get a fucking hold of yourself. they have zero talent, and their songs suck.
PERSON1: omg, they so dont suck,. PEACE;LOVE;JONAS!
PERSON2: *pulls out gun*
BANG!!!
PERSON2: get a fucking hold of yourself. they have zero talent, and their songs suck.
PERSON1: omg, they so dont suck,. PEACE;LOVE;JONAS!
PERSON2: *pulls out gun*
BANG!!!
by I HEART CHER August 25, 2008
A group of brothers, consisting of Nick (15), Joe (18), and Kevin (20) Jonas. They got their main start from Disney Channel. And millions of girls are obsessed with them. In others opinions, they are overrated to the fullest extent of overration. If that's a word.
Randi: "OMG, I went to the Jonas Brothers concert last night. They were great...and hot."
Mekenzie: "Uhm. They're way overrated, and none of the three are that attractive. Not enough to be amazing.."
Randi: "You're stupid"
Mekenzie: "Uhm. They're way overrated, and none of the three are that attractive. Not enough to be amazing.."
Randi: "You're stupid"
by Mek Houasdaf August 01, 2008
The Jonas Brothers are a Christian Rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey.
They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.
Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.
The rest it history.
They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.
Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.
The rest it history.
by Popfan December 08, 2006