Johann

Johann is a player how is one of the most incredible game maker of all time. His touch is unbelievable. His shooting is strong as fuck but but the ball go straight up to the moon. Johann got a body like a beast. At fridaynights Johann performed in his mood. If he start running nobody can caught him cause he is the G.O.A.T. Johann is a motherfucking god.

Johann the player.

by Cactusjack999 November 25, 2021

Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.

Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!

by >Johannes December 5, 2022

Johannes Can

Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool

Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick

by JohannesVan August 16, 2022

Johann Nepomuk

A person who is the most actractive guy in the friend group

Wow he wears Timberlands! What a Johann Nepomuk

by chiefkeefsosa69 February 2, 2024

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021

Johann

The worst person to ever meet in your entire life. He plays Roblox.

Johann is gay.

by Hottest Boy Alive September 12, 2021

Johanne

Johanne is what you call a person without a brain.

dang bro you act like a johanne

by VangStiv September 28, 2021