Jonah

best person in the world >:))))

Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever

by All seeing definer cockman March 2, 2021

Jonah

actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.

“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him”

by stupidfruitybitch February 15, 2022

Jonah

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends

Jonah has no friends

by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017

Jonah

The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.

Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.

by Communism_Online October 26, 2017

Jonah

An awkward and oddly tall individual who hardly talks to anyone except his small group of friends. Shouldn't be surprising if he has a Foot Fetish or is into Furries.

"Hey vato, you heard from Jonah?"
"No, he's probably home watching Furry Porn."

by bruh97 April 1, 2019

Jonah

A name commonly associated with a ridiculous annoying little piece of crap who has no reason to exist.

Hey Jonah, you're fat!

by pickledpeepee May 5, 2020

Jonah

A Gay

Jonah Is Gay

by TrAnSpOrT_mEdiA March 3, 2019