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Johan

Johan is a very nice person , he will always try to put a smile on someones face. Very outgoing , really happy . The loyalist boy you will ever meet . Never take him for granted because you are going to regret it . You could be very good friends with a johan because he will always be there for you.
Johan is riding his bike.
by Menely November 20, 2020
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Johan

A really stupid guy who needs to commit suicide because no one likes him.
Oh your acting like Johan.
by Bobbylobbyyyy:P November 21, 2023
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JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal
johan
by machli pro max December 6, 2023
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Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.
Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!
by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020
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is Andy Johan gay?

Is Andy Johan gay? a commonly asked question. Nobody knows if he's gay, straight or even human. who is he? what is he, and is he gay?, Andy Johan or Andy Johandy is a well known Musician/Youtuber in Denmark, he is the maker of the award winning album "kast mig i havnen" which translates to throw me in the harbor, Andy's videos are boring for The most people, But some people, just about 101 people are extremely attracted to him and his videos, they understand him, and they help him, and in exchange they get videos, music, livestreams, etc.
guy 1: hey have you heard of the new game that's coming out?

guy 2: yes, but is Andy Johan gay?
by Lil_Dick_Gurl_666 September 11, 2018
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Johan

Johan is a name for a very sad and lonely guy. A Johan rarely has any friends at all and they often sob in their room alone on friday nights when their friends are out partying.
You see that kid there? The lonely one? i bet he is a Johan
by Hahahihihaha December 11, 2016
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Johan

by Ranvir Singh May 15, 2023
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